To the blue light brigade – many have said it, but I haven’t. You are a bunch of fucking idiots. Who the fuck gave you the right to force cars aside when you are in a bloody hurry? Why the fuck do you not wake up early just like everyone else to get to your rendezvous on time?
No, you are too fucking self-important to do this, aren’t you? And then you have the fucking nerve to still lean on your hooter when we don’t scram out of your way fast enough.
Did you even notice you were on a dual carriageway – if you don’t understand this – it means ONE lane going and only ONE lane in the opposite direction. I guess that’s too much for your peanut brain to assimilate, right? Ri-ight.
So I take it you also didn’t notice that there are NO EMERGENCY LANES on most of the arterial routes because of SANRAL’s upgrade project? Have you?! Or are you fucking blind too? If you had crashed into me boy, I would have gotten out and given you and your master a mofo of a snot klap. And I’m sure many motorists would have joined in the maracas.
One day you are going to push us too far….
And to Colleague # 5 – have you even noticed that I am not in the fucking mood for conversation this morning? Or are you as daft as I think you are. Well, I am NOT in the mood to chat. SO ZIP IT. For the REST of the bloody DAY!!!
Hope yours is better
Edit @ 12:05 pm: The mood has improved, but I still don’t want to speak to that dumbguy-who-calls-his-wife-everytime-he-fukkin-farts.
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Comments on: "Rant # 3" (18)
They’re a bloody menace aren’t they!
Despicable behaviour from our traffic enforcers…hope your day gets better..
I call them something that starts with a “c.”
was going to say something ,but i am scared, as per your mood…… 😉
Oi, Dizzy….well said. Hope your day improves 🙂
I saw one of those Metro police ones with two fat women in it go down an onramp the wrong way and almost collide with a truck. They’d been watching us all in a traffic jam on the highway and wanting to leave, the fastest way off was to go against the oncoming traffic!I feel bad for the SAP sometimes but Metro?
Thanks everyone, the mood has slightly improved. Going visiting now ;)xxx
Hope your mood improves 🙂 I told a colleague to kiss my ass this morning! In retrospect, it probably wasn’t such a good idea, but “I don’t care about your f-ing choir rehearsal” *grumble*:)
Oh dear my friend – hope your day improves in leaps and bounds – much luv 🙂 x
Living dangerously, eh? lol
Come over to my place and i’ll put a smile on your dial, chill babes!
*Phew!*Glad you’re feeling better 🙂
ahaha. ^it’s kanye west, in the bridge to “beat goes on”had to drive a friend in to work today. on the way back a traffic cop followed me for 15 km on the highway, making suggestive actions, from the left hand lane, at me. if i’ve done something wrong, pull me over.???glad you’re feeling better!
Huhuh, Arma, I think they had ulterior motives, jong! It’s good you didn’t stop, you might not be alive! lol
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Be right over, Mr Fly 😉
Has alreadymwah!
😛 And you say I rant too much? LOL!!!I hate these freaking VIP bastard convoys and their blue light brigade too, I mean they’re not more important than the lives they endanger every time the speed past and miss cars by millimeters. It’s so fracking shit when they nearly PUSH you off the road. bastards, I hate them.