To the blue light brigade – many have said it, but I haven’t. You are a bunch of fucking idiots. Who the fuck gave you the right to force cars aside when you are in a bloody hurry? Why the fuck do you not wake up early just like everyone else to get to your rendezvous on time?
No, you are too fucking self-important to do this, aren’t you? And then you have the fucking nerve to still lean on your hooter when we don’t scram out of your way fast enough.
Did you even notice you were on a dual carriageway – if you don’t understand this – it means ONE lane going and only ONE lane in the opposite direction. I guess that’s too much for your peanut brain to assimilate, right? Ri-ight.
So I take it you also didn’t notice that there are NO EMERGENCY LANES on most of the arterial routes because of SANRAL’s upgrade project? Have you?! Or are you fucking blind too? If you had crashed into me boy, I would have gotten out and given you and your master a mofo of a snot klap. And I’m sure many motorists would have joined in the maracas.
One day you are going to push us too far….
And to Colleague # 5 – have you even noticed that I am not in the fucking mood for conversation this morning? Or are you as daft as I think you are. Well, I am NOT in the mood to chat. SO ZIP IT. For the REST of the bloody DAY!!!
Hope yours is better
Edit @ 12:05 pm: The mood has improved, but I still don’t want to speak to that dumbguy-who-calls-his-wife-everytime-he-fukkin-farts.