Ego boost – being chuffed by the twenty something professional (so-he-says) tennis player in the bar
Insensitive – when your best friend (YEARS younger than you) points out that his (the tennis players’) friend looks like your teenaged son.
Amnesia – forgetting that alcohol impairs the brain, and loosens the mouth. And everything else. And makes you lean on stuff….;-)
Thick – thinking that I WANT you to buy me a drink?! Do I look like I can’t afford my own drinks? Do I look like I want YOU to buy me a drink?
Death wish – touching me WITHOUT my permission
Blindness – thinking that you got the OK to make a move. Did I make eye contact? Do you even know what the “ALL SYSTEMS GO” signs are in the FIRST PLACE?
Scary – did you not look in the mirror before you left? Did your mother actually SEE you leaving like that?
Daring – dancing like Beyoncé…..but you’re THRICE her size!!!
Disgusting – licking and groping each other on the DANCEFLOOR. The DANCEFLOOR is for….YIP, you’ve got it….DANCING, i.e. shaking your BOOTY to the MUSIC!!! Get a blerrie room please!!
Consternation – didn’t you say Billy the Bum’s???? Whatever happened to you, Johann-from-Holland????? It’s NOT my fault, I swear!!!!
Horrible – being the blerrie designated driver for the NIGHT!!!!