… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

And ja, you can go listen to Janet Jackson’s rendition of that song. If you’ve got another version, let me know

 

I’m amazed

 

At the expectations put on women – to see to the kids, to bring the moola, to see to the house, to see to the husband (and his family, nogals!). And so on and so forth

 

She must ensure her husband or partner (HIM)….

 

Is happy…..

….by dressing up

…or dressing down

…or dressing like a ho

…or a nurse

…even a French maid

…or a scholar (how perverted!)

…by bringing the beer when he hollers?

…bending over when he says so

 

Making sure

….she looks better than the ho next door

….or the one at the gym

….looks fab 24/7

….that she’s tight where it matters

….he gets his BJ on time

….maybe more

….he’s satisfied in bed

 

Or else HE might just stray….

 

I say…. Hell NO!!

 

What have YOU done FOR ME LATELY?

 

I want ….

 

Apollo, as opposed to Zeus

Adonis

Batman

Superman

Spiderman (sensitivity, OK?)

The Gladiator

Wolverine

Lance Armstrong

Cunnilingus

Feathers

Chains

Uhm…

Toys?

 

Demanding? Don’t think so. You (the “himselves”) are mos not demanding either, right?

 

So, what are you waiting for?

 

Difficult? HAH!!

 

Maak ‘n plan!

 

Or else, I’ll get it elsewhere. Right?

 

Edit: I might be making light of it, but this is serious. Why are we (as women) pressured to make sure our relationships work? Too much pressure, not to mention that it’s sexist AND discriminatory.

 

It takes TWO to TANGO!!!

 

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Comments on: "What have YOU done for ME lately?" (45)

  1. bronwyntivers said:

    So very true Diz!! You speak for us all!! 😀

  2. I don’t think you want Apollo or Zeus, both were shameless players! And not Spider-Man either, the guy cries at the drop of a hat.

  3. Tmzee said:

    give me the gladiator 🙂

  4. optout said:

    From your lips to God’s ears 🙂

  5. davidsdance said:

    Give it girl!!!!

  6. linniezx10 said:

    You go girl!!!!! Oh, I could soooooo do Batman!!

  7. bibibapka said:

    Wolverine! Wolverine! Wolverine!Awooooooooooo 😀

  8. Killakat said:

    lmao!! That’s why i took him – for (occasional) sensitivity!

  9. Killakat said:

    ;)It so pisses me off to hear “dress up, do this, do that”…crap!! Grrrr

  10. Killakat said:

    Stand in line, hun! lol

  11. Killakat said:

    Whoo…I’m not so sure He wanna be involved in this one! 😉

  12. Killakat said:

    Bring it, hun!!!

  13. Killakat said:

    I know. Especially if he’s Christian Bale….hmmmhmmm

  14. Killakat said:

    Awoooo…!

  15. hutton said:

    😉

  16. Nah, he cries all the time. Stick with Batman, he’s got a cool car.

  17. hemmingway said:

    lol hahahahaha…YOU ARE MY DAM HERO!!!!!! Damn right GIVE IT to me on time and the way I like it damned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. bronnie.l said:

    FEATHERS? you funny penguin!(LC now has visualisations of a penguin dressed as a scholar flapping a feather duster)

  19. bronnie.l said:

    no no thats just tobey macguire… the comics he at least has a bit of a sense of humour.. in a lame 60s type of way!

  20. Killakat said:

    whoop whoop! neh? lol

  21. Killakat said:

    Or else….! lmao!

  22. Killakat said:

    uhm…don’t penguins have feathers…as a manner of speaking?Whoo, penguin and batman!! a match made in heaven!!! pmsl

  23. Killakat said:

    lmao!! I hope not!

  24. Killakat said:

    but he (spiderman, not tobey) wasnt too bad as the baddie. there’s hope?But i just luuuuurve batmans motie….vrrooooooommmmmm

  25. Mos_Native said:

    Batman’s the shit!

  26. bronnie.l said:

    ja ja but it sounds like you are asking for more feathers… and ummmh… chains?

  27. Mos_Native said:

    Looks like men just want a ho!

  28. Killakat said:

    lmao…mebbe…mebbe …YES!!!

  29. Killakat said:

    Finally! A man 😉

  30. Killakat said:

    lmao!!

  31. Killakat said:

    …and a saint, and a friend, and…lol

  32. Killakat said:

    lmao! Trust you….to make it more FUN!

  33. Killakat said:

    😉

  34. Killakat said:

    Hey B, i was worked up by my very gender who promotes that “i-am-so-happy-to-have-a-man, i-need-to-make-sure-he-stays-mine” crap. Needed to ventRelationships are a two-way street. You are BOTH lucky to have each other, so do what you have to to make it work, to keep the fire burning

  35. santanajewels said:

    you go girl… Supastar !!!!!!!!! *hugs*

  36. Same shit different day said:

    Great post Diz – well done you 🙂 x

  37. avryl said:

    Ditto!!Have a great weekend.

  38. Killakat said:

    Thanks for the visit, Mel!!;)

  39. Killakat said:

    Mwah!

  40. Killakat said:

    It’s for all of us she-males! 😉

  41. Killakat said:

    😉

  42. Killakat said:

    Thanks!

  43. bambina said:

    thinking about that i often marvel at the lengths my ex goes through to keep his “new” partner happy … Have a fab weekend Dizzy!

  44. Killakat said:

    That prolly qualifies as being “pussy whipped” I feel sorry for those blokesHave a good one too hun!

  45. Moonz said:

    10/10 Dizzy doll. HUGS

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