What have YOU done for ME lately?

And ja, you can go listen to Janet Jackson’s rendition of that song. If you’ve got another version, let me know

 

I’m amazed

 

At the expectations put on women – to see to the kids, to bring the moola, to see to the house, to see to the husband (and his family, nogals!). And so on and so forth

 

She must ensure her husband or partner (HIM)….

 

Is happy…..

….by dressing up

…or dressing down

…or dressing like a ho

…or a nurse

…even a French maid

…or a scholar (how perverted!)

…by bringing the beer when he hollers?

…bending over when he says so

 

Making sure

….she looks better than the ho next door

….or the one at the gym

….looks fab 24/7

….that she’s tight where it matters

….he gets his BJ on time

….maybe more

….he’s satisfied in bed

 

Or else HE might just stray….

 

I say…. Hell NO!!

 

What have YOU done FOR ME LATELY?

 

I want ….

 

Apollo, as opposed to Zeus

Adonis

Batman

Superman

Spiderman (sensitivity, OK?)

The Gladiator

Wolverine

Lance Armstrong

Cunnilingus

Feathers

Chains

Uhm…

Toys?

 

Demanding? Don’t think so. You (the “himselves”) are mos not demanding either, right?

 

So, what are you waiting for?

 

Difficult? HAH!!

 

Maak ‘n plan!

 

Or else, I’ll get it elsewhere. Right?

 

Edit: I might be making light of it, but this is serious. Why are we (as women) pressured to make sure our relationships work? Too much pressure, not to mention that it’s sexist AND discriminatory.

 

It takes TWO to TANGO!!!