… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

I also Wanna….

Whoo. Thank goodness that’s over and done with. I feel much better already *winks*

 

Had a lekker weekend, huh? I didn’t. Was sick like a dog. Dunno why I can’t get sick during the WEEK so I can take SICK Leave?!?! *says that looking at heavens”. But anyways….

 

I also wanted to do the Letter to my 16 YO Self”, so here goes…..

 

 ****~~~~~****

 

Girl

 

Let’s get a few things straight sommer now –

  1.  That hair will NEVER be straight. And you won’t find it in a sheen-tube either. Deal with it and accept your frizziness. That’s the only hair you’ve got. So take care of it. 
  2. And don’t cut it short. You’ll live to regret it 
  3. The teeth – get the treinspore fitted. Jah, you’lll look like kak for the rest of your high school career, but let’s face it – it needs to be done and it’s not gonna straighten out on its own. And by the way, if you don’t do it now, it only gets worse…and think of your matric ball, for heavens’ sakes. Do you want to look like Knersus in your photies?

 

Steer clear of that oke from the shop – he wastes quite a few years of your life. Just leave the ouens. Period. Focus on school & finding yourself.

 

Don’t go to that teacher’s house. There’s groot kak & gossip waiting for you after that. You + your friend + he knows fokkol happened. But that’s not the story that does the rounds….Asshole…

 

People are not all upfront and nice. Some are really nasty. Learn to trust those instincts of yours. It keeps you out of a lot of trouble and saves you much heartache. And if something (or someone) smells fishy – it prolly is.

 

Don’t fall in love with that guy – he befuddles your brain left right and centre. And he is a gangster, despite his arguments to the contrary…. Groot trouble, girl, with a capital G. STAY AWAY!!!! And he dies anyways.

 

Learn to stand up for yourself now, coz’ no one will do it for you. And stop being bullied into submission. Grow a backbone, man!! You’ll survive, believe me!

 

Your relationship with your dad – *sigh* sorry babes, it gets worse than you ever could have imagined. Brace yourself.

 

Go easy on your mother – she seems like a cold duck, but she’s not. And she’s in your corner. Speak to her once in a while. You’ll see.

 

And good on you for not giving it up for that Jason-fella. Whoo, he was just after one thing. Keep looking after yourself the way you are.

 

And repeat this every day “I am awesome, I am worth something, I will survive this”

 

And you are, and you do turn out quite ok. Believe in yourself more. You’ll be just fine

 

See you around the block, GF!

 

PS:

That other guy (who wrote all those songs and sent the roses & poems?) turns out to be a much better bet, coz, babes, lets face it….He might look like kak, but he’s now in a mansion & driving an SLK….you can learn to love him, you know…;-)

 

 

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Comments on: "I also Wanna…." (42)

  1. kevinmatthews said:

    PPS. If you ever meet an ESKIMO, remember I told you he’s a cool whitie….

  2. linniezx10 said:

    Oi!! You left out the part where you tell yourself that if you ever have the oppertunity to make friends with a freak that loves spiders from the “right” side of the Boerewors curtain, to grab that oppertunity and embrace it fully. *Linnie stomps off in a huff coz she now feels like chopped liver*

  3. jeanihess said:

    With you on the sick leave .. slowly changing my mind on my 16 year old self…!

  4. Ashleigh_Rose said:

    Such an interesting and insightful letter. Sounds like that teacher was up to no good.

  5. isabel said:

    Yes, I too am sorry about your dad…

  6. avryl said:

    You GO girl! Well said!

  7. Mahesi said:

    There where always stories about some teachers and students, hehe!Beautiful Dizz πŸ˜‰

  8. Nice one Diz!

  9. davidsdance said:

    Absolutely awesome Dizzy, absolutely awesome! xxx

  10. robinhawkins said:

    You write so exceptionally well. Utterly delightful read. Thanks. I needed something this refreshing today.

  11. Killakat said:

    Bad day, huh? πŸ˜‰

  12. Killakat said:

    Ag dankie Babes! xxx

  13. Killakat said:

    Ja, even if I must say so meself! lol

  14. Killakat said:

    That one was a real shark! xx

  15. Killakat said:

    I left out some…but didn’t wanna bore you guys

  16. Killakat said:

    What will be, will be….

  17. Killakat said:

    Fenks, Tweakster!! Not so corrupt after all, eh?

  18. Killakat said:

    He was, bleddie after every short skirt in sight…

  19. Killakat said:

    :-))

  20. Killakat said:

    You must explain, that’s so seriously cryptic!!!

  21. Killakat said:

    Done. Loved it!!

  22. Killakat said:

    I already forgot! πŸ˜‰

  23. Killakat said:

    I won’t ask you to take a closer look next time….lol!

  24. Killakat said:

    bwahahahaaa!!! I nogals wanted to say something- about giving people a chance no matter how weird…;)

  25. Rockybaby said:

    Nice one, Dizzy! Did the 16 year old take the advice to heart?

  26. Moonz said:

    LOL Diz.. your letter… sweet πŸ™‚ YOu turned out just fine dolly. And your hair is stunning ;)Hope you’re feeling better this evening. Look after yourself. HUGS my love xxx

  27. kasper said:

    Nou lekker gelag!Great post Dizzy!

  28. jeanihess said:

    Hope, God forbid, tat should you get sik again that you would be able to take sick leave.About that letter to self…feeling less inclined to do it:)

  29. magda meyer said:

    LOL…enjoyed this, thanks Dizzy.

  30. Colonialist said:

    Oh, how sad it is that one isn’t around when your sixteen-year-old self needs you! *sigh* But then, that self probably wouldn’t listen anyway!

  31. Zeelia said:

    Great post! We all fall in the category of – ‘Sweet sixteen and never been kissed” or “Sweet sixteen and never missed a kiss”

  32. NARITHA said:

    Enjoy your week :-)((((HUGS))))

  33. linniezx10 said:

    Gonna miss you millions you crazy chick xxx

  34. bibibapka said:

    Hey Dizzy :DThoroughly enjoyed reading this.ps.regarding your previous post, I’m a Bruino too and usually write “Not Applicable” when filling out forms :p

  35. santanajewels said:

    Brilliant post hon… You got me smiling here.. love the last paragraph *hugs* dear one

  36. Same shit different day said:

    Nicely done Diz, great post – Mwah πŸ˜€ x

  37. Killakat said:

    Nope. She was too “self-absorbed” πŸ˜‰

  38. Killakat said:

    You too hun. BUt we mos spoke neh? xxx

  39. Killakat said:

    Hey BiBi. used to do it myself, then I thaught “fuckit. I’m a C ;), not NA!” lol

  40. Killakat said:

    *winks* Had to add that one. But no regrets….xxx

  41. bibibapka said:

    Maybe we should just confuse the shit out of them and tick all! We are after all a mix right?

  42. Killakat said:

    lmfao!!! That’s an excellent idea!!!!

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