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Mornings blog-peeps

 

Wasn’t the traffic absolutely fabulous this morning? I needed some me-time, so it worked out perfectly, sitting bumper to ass for 1:45 hrs. Had time to reflect on…uhm…sister that made me so naar yesterday, if she was close-by I would have freakin’ snot-klapped her to Dubai.

 

And boetie 2 would be short on her heels. No, maybe I’ll kick him to bleddie Cuba. Sure they can use him as a mule.

 

But my reflections came to a sudden halt when – as one does in b2b traffic – as I was looking around for some gorjuss (bored-like-me) hunks to ogle, I caught the eyes of this lovely young be-dreadlocked guy in a black GTI. Oooh, he so naais!!

 

So being shy, I looked away, but couldn’t resist and looked back coyly. His lips were moving and after a while I realised he was talking to me. DUH. Can one be so daft?

 

So I roll down my window (electric, neh) and as any gal would do, struck up a conversation

 

GTI-Guy: Mornings, how are you

Dizz: Oh, mightily fine now, and you?

GTI-Guy: Oh, I’m very well, thanks

 

Dizz now losing interest and starting to close window, just smiles stupidly

 

GTI-Guy waves again

 

Dizz: Yesssss?

GTI-Guy: There’s only one thing wrong with this morning

Dizz: O-kay. And that is?

GTI-Guy: I don’t have a girl friend. Do you have a BF?

 

Oh dear. They still make guys like these?

 

I must say, I was flattered. Still have a stoopid grin on my face

 

Yep, traffic was just dandy this morning

 

And may you have a mightily fine day too

 

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Comments on: "A “Pick-Me-Upper”" (26)

  1. Rockybaby said:

    Wow, that is amazing. They don’t make guys like that in Cape Town. Maybe you can send some down?Have a good day.

  2. Killakat said:

    lmao! Only thawt of that after he was miles away! Told you I was “DUH”

  3. Killakat said:

    I’m sure he’s not from GP either! πŸ˜‰

  4. granny47 said:

    I like that…good way to spend the time.

  5. Moonz said:

    Bwahahaha that is so cute. At least some good things come out of the traffic :)HUGS xxx. (Any luck with the papiere and HR?)

  6. Mahesi said:

    Haha! he doesn’t waste time ne, He is a Mashesha that one!

  7. kat64 said:

    So the chick’s still got it, hey! ;)It’s really good for the ego too.

  8. linniezx10 said:

    Now that makes a pleasant change. Getting picked up in traffic. I would have told him that for R1000 I’ll be his girlfriend for a while… Just to see the expression on his face. Hehe!

  9. Tmzee said:

    bwahahahaaha…gosh,he should have kept his mouth shut then your morning could have gone better.All you would have would be your imagination ;-)have a fab day,it sure started on a hilarious note

  10. isabel said:

    This kind of stuff can only happen to you Dizzy πŸ™‚

  11. lonely.at.home said:

    Oh boy! GTI-guy say wrong thing! heheheBest saying I ever heard about family ‘quarrels'”I’ll somma klap you out the family tree” (“,)

  12. lonely.at.home said:

    bwhahahaha!!!

  13. Killakat said:

    See, I only ever think of clever comebacks AFTER the fact! lol

  14. Killakat said:

    I think it’s my smell πŸ˜‰

  15. Killakat said:

    He was sitting on his back, don’t think he could see clearly. Clearly πŸ˜‰

  16. Killakat said:

    lmao!! It never happens to me either, doll, hence I’m still grinning. Need to hold on to that for years to come! lol

  17. Killakat said:

    Nopes, die donners…!!! Mwah!

  18. santanajewels said:

    a beautiful comment for a beautiful lady !!!*hugs* hon

  19. Moonz said:

    Just popped in to say g’night πŸ™‚ Sleep tight xxx

  20. Same shit different day said:

    lol – MWAH πŸ™‚ x

  21. Mahesi said:

    Mashesha means he is a fast mover, chop chop he gets the job done, hehe!Yes I am better, but will still consult. yesterday my gynae was in theater so I am only getting a note from him today for the dentist. I like it though that they can only take me in with my Dr’s permission. so reasurring.Have a great day Dizz πŸ˜‰

  22. avryl said:

    lol.Have a wonderful weekend!

  23. Killakat said:

    you flatterer you πŸ˜‰

  24. bronnie.l said:

    haha clearly if you still got it you still got it

  25. Moonz said:

    YOur background is fabulous. Sleep tight.HUGS xxx

  26. fabulist said:

    lol sweet story πŸ™‚

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