… a little bit of this, that and a lot more



Calling Begging all Pretorianers and even ex-ones….


This here tjomma has a tendency to get herself into …er…fixes. Or unwanted situations.


Because she talks so much, she tends to end up being the organiser of events, getting info, telephone numbers. And so on.


I got myself into (another) one inadvertently.


I so did NOT volunteer for this. But it seems having a big mouth convinces people that you know what you are talking about and that you are thus the best candidate for the job.




I’ve been asked….No….literally pulverised into organising a reunion for the family. Not mine. Boo’s. Bleddie lazy buggers.


So here I am, throwing myself open to any suggestions YOU (points at anyone reading this post, you may also phone a friend to help) might have concerning venues for a raucus reunion involving at least 200 people. Of all ages and sizes.


We want to swim, play volley ball and other stuff, dance, braai, dop and so forth.


The key to this whole thing of course is The DOP. No coloured reunion can go by without a copious consumption of the god’s nectar.

And of course, it must be within crawling distance of Piraks, aka Pretoria.


So please.




*in a desperate kind of voice*


Profusely thanking you in advance. I’ll even kiss your…er….clean feet if you provide the winning info.






Comments on: "HELP!" (33)

  1. Killakat said:

    That sounds about right! Waarso?

  2. Killakat said:

    PS: You just want me to kiss your feet. Admit it! lol

  3. I-like-silly said:

    we are having my cousins 40th at a “holiday farm”, near Witbank, will get you the info!

  4. Killakat said:

    You are a star!! xxx

  5. Killakat said:

    Unacceptable, Cin πŸ˜‰

  6. brands_oli4 said:

    Try Monateng Safari Lodge just outside of Pretoria. They have all the activities you are looking for and wait for it…trampolines, lol. Most def just don’t forget the DOP, most importend part of the party, lol.

  7. davidsdance said:

    We had my ouma-grootjies 90th at the Fountains in Pretoria – in those days you could still camp overnight – there were ‘hordes’ of us. It was lovely! Not sure what it is like now?

  8. Mahesi said:

    200 people? sjoe! whatever you come up with DON’T do self cateringLOL @ Gods nectar, hehe!

  9. Mos_Native said:

    Is Pretoria near Polokwane? LOL, cant help there but if there’s enough god’s nectar, everything else fades into insignificance πŸ™‚

  10. linniezx10 said:

    Fountains Valley!! I have not been there for years. Last time was with one of the motorcycle rallies. If they could handle the bikers, the colourds should be no problem!!! Hugs Babe xxx *Linnie delicately extends her foot for the obligatory kiss*

  11. Killakat said:

    Eish Brandy, that name already sounds too posh for us ;)But my biggest concern is the combination of dop + trampoline…= BIG maracas! lolThanks for the info, will check it out

  12. Killakat said:

    I was nogals thinking of fountains, will have to go “scout” to check if it’s “acceptible” *winks*When was your ouma’s do?

  13. Killakat said:

    lol! Nooit! We have some restaurateurs in the fam – they can most certainly do the food!

  14. Killakat said:

    Uhm…phone a friend? πŸ˜‰

  15. Killakat said:

    lol! If you consider a few 100 km’s close…then yes!

  16. Killakat said:

    I think I’ll call his helpline. Just to be sure πŸ˜‰

  17. Killakat said:

    Coloureds are hardcore. Even bikers skrik for them! lolUhm. You need to stand in line. MC beat you to it πŸ˜‰

  18. Colonialist said:

    There’s this Onion Building that isn’t being used for any useful purpose at the moment – maybe you could grab that?Oh, I see Madmom had the same idea – blow Zuma! Priorities are priorities.

  19. bronnie.l said:

    IF that’s LC mate, I dont think the uni is going to let Dizzy in easily! lol!

  20. bronnie.l said:

    There is a scouts hall just off atterbury you can rent. i don’t remember if they supply the bar or if you doI’ll let you know if anything else occurs to me

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  23. Killakat said:

    Now what’s that supposed to mean, huh? They should pay me….

  24. Killakat said:

    Except for photo-ops! lol

  25. Killakat said:

    Do you think the scouts hall will let me in?

  26. Killakat said:

    Morning Hxxx

  27. PaulNicholas said:


  28. Killakat said:

    lol! it’s 200 peeps, not 20 000!

  29. PaulNicholas said:


  30. Same shit different day said:

    Oh you brave yet foolhardy Diz, good luck my friend πŸ˜‰ xx

  31. linniezx10 said:

    Awwwww. *Linnie sulks*

  32. santanajewels said:

    hahahahahh !!!!!! dizzy you crazy thing you… reading the comments and just picturing you on a trampoline nicely gassed on Gods Nectar.. LMAO !! you a treat !! **huge hugs**

  33. Moonz said:

    Have you found anywhere yet? Try Harlequins Club in Groenkloof or the Rugby club across the road – can’t remember the name though.

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