… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

Sjoe. Just a quick pop in. Have no time. Dunno when I’ll have time again.

 

I’m sad. I miss the vibe, and the peeps and catching up on goings-on.

 

Like Effie would say “ek’t lank laas so my gat so afgewerk. Ek earn eintlik my salary”

 

And I thought things were winding down. I shouldn’t think at all, it seems.

At this rate, I’m not sure I’ll get leave this December. Unplanned projects, neh? Bane of any control freak’s existence.

 

*******

 

Okay, now the actual post. My baby was on tour a few weeks ago. I didn’t cry – I’m relieved to get a few days off – he’s draining.

 

The first thing he says to me when I picked him up – no hello ma, how’re you, I’ve missed you. etcetera. Nopes. Not this child. Wonder who he takes after.

 

B2: “Ma, we need to have the birds-and-the-bees talk”

 

I almost stalled right in the middle of a very busy street.

 

Me: *sputters* “Why must I do this?!?! Go ask your da”

B2: “Ma, you know him. He doesn’t talk”

Me: “Well, he’ll just have to this time!!!”

B2: “Does he even know about these things?”

Me: *rolls eyes* “Of course!”

B2: “But will he know how to explain it to me?!”

Me: *knowing full-well the limit of Boo’s communication skills* “Ye-es”

B2: Hmm *ponders very briefly* “I think I’ll try my luck with you. TA isn’t doing too bad. So you couldn’t have done too bad a job, right?”

Me: *not sure to be worried or flattered* “Do we have to do this now? Today? Is it urgent?”

B2: “Nah. Tomorrow’s cool”

 

Sigh. Why me??????!!!!!!!

This was apt

 

 

I will be scarce. Got a trip to organise for next week. Workshops. Yadayadayada. Will pop in when I can.

 

Don’t have too much fun without me!!

 

Mwah!

 

Dizzy

Advertisements

Comments on: "Go ask your Father!!" (15)

  1. Actually, it’s a pretty good thing I’m not a dad. I’d probably buy the kid some cheap porno and tell him to find out for himself!

  2. davidsdance said:

    So dis nie net my gat wat stamp nie!!

  3. Tmzee said:

    All the best with the talk.i didnt get it but i turned out alright i think 🙂

  4. linniezx10 said:

    Bwhahahaha, can’t wait for the transcript of that conversation! Good luck girlfriend.

  5. jeanihess said:

    :-)) Yees, agree with Linnie: would just like to tead the next instalment:-)

  6. santanajewels said:

    **chuckles** cant wait for the next post… have a super time hon , I know you busy … will be thinking of you.**hugs**

  7. Moonz said:

    Good luck with the talk. I look forward to the post after the big event! LOL I don’t envy you.. I’ve been down that road *grin*Don’t work tooooo hard.. take some ME time. HUGS xxx

  8. bronnie.l said:

    Bwaaah!! thought it was just me struggling to keep up with life and work and blogyour sons are a hoot! i love that they think they can just come to you about the birds and the bees and french kissing. it says a lot about what a great mom you are!

  9. avryl said:

    What talk?? Give him this post…hahahaWaiting in anticipation for the update.Have a great weekend!!

  10. hemmingway said:

    we do our best but can’t promise. Hey at least like his mom he gets to the point…. draw it then you say lokk at the pictures it self explanatory!

  11. Same shit different day said:

    Sending hugs and luv 🙂 x

  12. drey said:

    Morning;-}Hope the work load eases up a bit for ya;-}

  13. Sylvia.Brouwer said:

    I dread this conversation! Dizzy will miss you *mwah*

  14. linniezx10 said:

    Wheeeeeeere arrrrrrrre youuuuuuu? I need my Dizzy fix!

  15. Mahesi said:

    Helllooo??!! come back soon, miss ya!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

The Zeit

Your Body, Energy and Mind Blog

Caroline Criado-Perez

A Pox on the Patriarchy

Granny Smith: Unleashed

Observations and random thoughts from a "not so teenager."

The Daily Post

The Art and Craft of Blogging

Something Like a Storybook

from Morgan Bradham

HarsH ReaLiTy

My goal with this blog is to offend everyone in the world at least once with my words… so no one has a reason to have a heightened sense of themselves. We are all ignorant, we are all found wanting, we are all bad people sometimes.

Ray Ferrer - Emotion on Canvas

** OFFICIAL Site of Artist Ray Ferrer **

Abby Has Issues

I have issues. So do you.

The Jiggly Bits

...because life is funny.

%d bloggers like this: