Goodmorning guys and dolls
And just how are you on this most fine, cloudy, windy, semi-rainy day?
I’m most fine. Sommer excellent. Couldn’t be better!
Traffic was just lovely this morning, don’t you think? We were up each other’s asses, so we could get most acquainted, hey? Up close & personal, like, hey?
I even saw that one girls’ mole on her upper lip. And the zit on that one guy’s nose. Ag shamepies – Oxy helps for that, hoor?
Did some daredevil moves between two trucks and a bakkie on the N4. Well, I didn’t expect the bakkie to also be in the emergency lane, did I? Rather unexpected, I say. Next time, you should warn me you’re on the other side of the truck, you know!
And then I got a look from one of the orange-light-brigade okes. Ja, the construction manne. I just smiled my lovely smile and made him wait. We-ell, I couldn’t go anywhere, right? So he wasn’t going anywhere too, right? RI-IGHT
Then I checked (after not moving for 5 minutes) I was going nowhere, like DUH! So sommer gooied my flikka’s on to the right and moved three lanes ….
(actually, it was only one lane, but you know mos what people do when traffic’s arse-to-arse – they sommer make extra lanes)
…to get to the Town road. I forget – issit Schoeman or Pretorius? Does’na matter. The one going IN to Piraks, OK?
I did a good thing, coz after that stint, all the fella’s waiting to vang that gap right at the offramp, at meter zero, neh?….well, they got that gap. Becoz of moi. Good deed for the day *pats herself on the back*
And cranked the volume up even more, so I didn’t have to hear the hooting & verbal abuse.
So at least I managed to get to work all relaxed and looking tip top. My hair fabulous, lip-stick still intact – as opposed to having chewed it off in frustration
Drove with the sun roof open. My hair was flying allover the place. Exhilarating stuff. Ja, I lived dangerously today.
Then I saw this bumper sticker on this lovely man’s car
If you want peace
Seriously? What peace? As in stukkie or as in peace-peace? He must be tripping. Now THAT pissed me off. I wanted to get outta my car and rip that bloody thing off that piece of shit car.
Ag, that impulse lasted but a few seconds, then I was fine again. Every body join hands and say oooouuuhhhmmmmmmm……yeah, let’s meditate together…..nicely oouuuhhhmmmm…
Now go have a fabulous day all