I take care of my appearance. But I’m not (too) anal about it. Have to look after what God gave you right? And cultivate what He didn’t
But this is ridiculous
Woke up this morning with two new additions (zits) to my façade
One on the chin
One on my neck. Right next to my oesophagus (sluk-ding). On my friggin’ NECK! Who on this EARTH gets zits on their neck? Who still gets ZITS in their thirties? Am I on my own here?
My beautiful (scrawny), sexy (scrawny) smooth (if I stretch it) neck is marred.
I closely resemble one of those gremlins. The bad guy gremlin.
I’m too old for zits. Obviously the hormones didn’t get the memo
Used the TA’s Oxy – I hope it lives up to its friggin’ promise
I can’t be going out tonight with two big-assed zits marring my already non-descript features. Life’s so unfair