… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

Those people on the highway

Driving in the fast lane

Needing to take the next off ramp

Only 200m away

Cutting across THREE LANES

And in front of ME

To catch the off ramp

JIT

Upsets me

 

Those ones in the 1.4 Corsa’s

And the 1.3 Tazzes

Don’t EVEN talk about the UNO’s

Who overtake ME

Driving a BIG ASS

2.4l DOHC car

Profoundly aggrieves me

 

The ones in the half-loaf cars

Which should be banned

From the fast lane

Maybe the N1 too

Who catches that bloody gap

EVERY TIME

This too

Overwhelmingly distresses me

 

That Hunk in the red A4

Who was behind me all the way

Is now 10 cars ahead

‘Coz he jumped the queue

Took the off ramp at meter ZERO

Drove on the solid line

To bypass EVERYONE

This DEEPLY offends me

 

That dolla driving 80 km/h

In the FAST LANE

Not getting OUT OF THE WAY

WHEN SHE SEES BIG ASS CAR

With ALL LIGHTS ON

Barrelling down her ass

Whoo, this upset me too

 

And that ou toppie

In the slow lane

In the beaten Ford Escort

And looked like Tweety

Who cannot get a move on

To at least 60 km/ph

So that I can overtake

THAT BMW

In the middle lane

Right next to me

Now THAT

Just downright pisses me off

 

Have a fabulous weekend, ya’ll

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Comments on: "Risk takers & Death Wishes – a Poem" (35)

  1. bambina said:

    have a cool calm relaxing weekend 😉

  2. Mahesi said:

    Great that you are getting creative about it, TA should know you are making progress, haha!

  3. hutton said:

    😉

  4. algoabay said:

    Have a slow and relaxing weekend!:-)

  5. WillieE said:

    that is why I bought a Defender… 😉 It is too slow to get stuck behind other cards, it is to big to be pushed, and even when I speed I still move slowly but it feels fast… 😉 Have a good weekend.

  6. Killakat said:

    lol! Much better than swearing all the time, eh?

  7. Killakat said:

    I think you are one of those Risk Takers! lol

  8. snowdon said:

    Traffic is the pits– grrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I don’t know how you all survive it up in JHB! At least it’s not that bad here in CT. Have a fabulous weekend :)Fx

  9. pinkpolkadot said:

    LOL, great ine, Dizzy!!Enjoy the weekend!!

  10. JoDay said:

    Ag, don’t stress. I just always say: “Cool, let them have their accident somewhere where I’m not.” 🙂

  11. Same shit different day said:

    Fabulous – you go Dizzy, show them who’s Boss 😉 x

  12. zephur said:

    I hate it as well.

  13. Biluqx said:

    Imagine if we had a proper public transport system… no more road frustration…

  14. davidsdance said:

    The solid white line dudes are the ones that get me the most!! Brilliant – love it and have a super duper weekend!!

  15. PaulNicholas said:

    Don’t get me started on the oafs of the road!

  16. linniezx10 said:

    Gee Dizzy, Road Rage that rhymes! You should publish Babe.

  17. lonelykitty said:

    As Paris Hilton would say: “Loves it!”Hehehe

  18. gigglinggourmet said:

    FABBBBBBBBBBBBBBB have a great weekend!!

  19. Colonialist said:

    Poetry in motion! Roll over Longfellow and Keats and Browning and Byron and all of those!

  20. bronnie.l said:

    did you compose this while IN traffic?

  21. Moonz said:

    I think you’re my twin!!! :->>xxx

  22. santanajewels said:

    I hate this as well….gets me into a rage (and I fight it ) but heck …they get to me !! stupid drivers..hope you have a fabulous weekend hon 🙂 *hugs*

  23. DjinnDeamon said:

    Sjoe maar ons is kwaai 🙂 Hallo

  24. algoabay said:

    Good morning;-)

  25. Killakat said:

    LOL! No, I got the idea while driving…you know, rather than swearing & zapping, why not be more creative…

  26. Killakat said:

    LOL! Don’t think they’d appreciate being named along the likes of me!

  27. Killakat said:

    lmao!! Thanks Linnie

  28. Killakat said:

    Oi, I know. This morning was no exception…alas

  29. Killakat said:

    I try meditating, Figgsy, but its difficult between the swearing & zapping 😉

  30. Killakat said:

    Hallo Djinn, back? En dis op ‘n goeie dag!

  31. DjinnDeamon said:

    Ek is terug en aan die gang, het ons gespreke te veel gemis 🙂

  32. Killakat said:

    Aawwwww. Is dit nou nie ‘n naais ding om te se nie?! 😉

  33. DjinnDeamon said:

    Ek spot maar net, mysie moenie hyuil nie 🙂

  34. Killakat said:

    Belowe, ek sal’ie.Kan ek lag?

  35. DjinnDeamon said:

    Jy moet, ek doen al klaar 🙂

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