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Shameless CnP

A parrot on a perch is sitting in front of a pet store in Mitchell’s Plain. 

A woman walks by. 

The parrot says to her:
 

“Hey lady:” “Djy’s k*#@k lelik.” 

Well, the woman is furious! She storms past the store to her work.
 
On the way home she sees the same parrot and it says to her again:
 

“Hey lady Djy’s k*#@k lelik.” upsetting her again. 

The next day the same parrot again says to her: 

“Hey lady.” “Djy’s k*#@k lelik.” 

The woman furiously went into the store and said that she would sue the store and have the bird killed.
 

The store manager promised he would see to it that the Parrot would not be so rude again…
 

When the woman walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her: 

“Hey lady.” 

She paused and said:
 

“Yes?” 

The bird said: 

“Djy wiet mos.”

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Comments on: "Shameless CnP" (30)

  1. StephanKuhn said:

    Hey lady: Djy’s k*#@k snaaks!

  2. Killakat said:

    lol! I was wondering how you would respond considering your Bird saga?

  3. Mahesi said:

    Haha! clever birdie

  4. bambina said:

    🙂

  5. StephanKuhn said:

    I do feel a bird-brained today

  6. algoabay said:

    !!:-)

  7. pinkpolkadot said:

    LOL, Dizzy!!!

  8. Killakat said:

    Is darem nie fatal nie 😉

  9. Killakat said:

    😉

  10. Killakat said:

    That was a very good LOL! I’m still LOLng

  11. Rockybaby said:

    Clever parrot!Have a good day.

  12. bronnie.l said:

    ooh dizzy! lol!

  13. wozzie said:

    Wahahahahaha!

  14. Sundancer said:

    Hahahahahaha.

  15. linniezx10 said:

    Bwhahahaha. This is something I can teach Rossi to say. Good luck to B if he ever leaves and replaces me!!! LMAO.

  16. foot loose said:

    Damn. Don’t get it. Will ask TL.

  17. JournoJen said:

    Ek het amper my gat geskeer 🙂

  18. Killakat said:

    After that, please come back to LOL right here? 😉

  19. Colonialist said:

    Heehee!

  20. PaulNicholas said:

    brilliant ha ha ha

  21. zitaatterbury said:

    I have been laughing for 5 minutes, told my working friends as well they loved it.;-)

  22. Sylvia.Brouwer said:

    Hahahahahaha! Good one Dizzy

  23. one-eye-only said:

    Heheh that’s lekker. Hoe gaan dit met djou Diz?

  24. foot loose said:

    LOL

  25. Killakat said:

    YAY!!!! just like I asked! 😉

  26. Killakat said:

    Ek’s sharp, Si. Hoe’s die wevver daaso?

  27. one-eye-only said:

    Dis mos lekker. Soos n krekker.

  28. Killakat said:

    LMGA!! Djy ka’ praat, wha?!

  29. Same shit different day said:

    lmao 😀 x

  30. hemmingway said:

    lol… heard it beofre but if you imagine acoloered saying this it is helerious… I should know

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