Excuse me for being dof, guys and girls.
I just stumbled across this article on Women24. Apparently Kirsten Dunst (27) is dating a toy boy (22). WOW. He’s a full FIVE YEARS YOUNGER than her.
The humungous age gap seems to be a problem for celebworld or gossipworld or whatever world these things tend to be issues in. Seriously?!?!
“Kirsten met a cute, young, guy at a bar in Oxford, Mississippi, and they partied together and had a hot little hook-up. She invited him back to her hotel and even took him out for breakfast in the morning. She was having a good time, and she likes younger guys.”
Err…..hold on to your horsies….
- I thought you needed to be OLDER than 27 (have to be very pc here, I don’t want fellow 30-sumthings baying for my blood!) to be able to have a toy boy?
- In my humble opinion (I don’t know much about this kind of thing, okay?) the cut-off age to qualify as a toy boy is a decade. Younger than you. Or not? Am I delusional? So that means someone 3 years younger than me will also qualify as a toy boy? Huhuh. Don’t think so! (not that I want a toy-boy, okay?)
- Who really gives a flying f*ck who she’s dating and how old he is? Seriously?!
So what if she’s dating a younger guy? So what if she likes younger guys? Even her mother can’t say anything coz’ Kirsten’s old enough.
Then why is this (Kirsten) and her hottie an issue? Why was Demi and her Ashton an issue? Are people just envious? Do these columnists secretly want Kirsten & Demi’s guys? Or do they just want younger guys? They are probably very depraved, eh? (whoo…)
Why do people fixate on crap like that? Why is it an issue? To me it’s only an issue when your wobbly bits are not near as toight & lovely as his wobbly bits are, right. Because the rumpty-tumpty’s going to be a bit of a challenge, hey? And if the spyker(ing) becomes a problem….then there’s a problem. Again, that’s just my opinion.
My friend had a toy boy. The age gap was 16 years. When she told me about it, my first words were: WTF?! Are you going through a bloody midlife crises? She wasn’t impressed with me. Needless to say, it didn’t last past six months. Afterwards she admitted it was just the sex. It was HAWT. My mind still boggles at her stories.
The question is this – just in case you weren’t sure – when exactly does a younger man qualify as being a toy boy? And why would you want a younger man anyways? To me they are just too much trouble. And effort. Again, that’s just me…