There is no farking cure for stupidity. I’m sure i’ve said that before….
Sent out emails for training.
A day allocated for each division. The days are split into sessions – session 1 (one) and session 2 (two).
Session 1 (yes ONE) is for the super dooper users. Session 2 (yes TWO) is for the plebs. This equals MANY invites, right? See, even YOU get it.
You (they) have been TOLD you (they) are a super user. So why oh WHY, do you want to know why you are not included in the pleb training? Gawd. *throws hands up in disgust*
If your (yes YOUR) name is not on the invite, don’t you THINK that you are not included in THAT session for the day? No? So it is not very clear is it?
And I specifically ask them to NOT send MY invite to their nominated users (i.e. plebs). They should send their own invite so they (SUPER DOOPER farking USERS) can manage attendees etc. Guess what do they do?! Yip, you guessed it. Fwd my invite to their farking users!!!!!
My bloody mailbox is now farking flooded. FLOODED!!!!!!
Where did you (super dooper FARKING users) farking get your matric certificate? Take it farking back and ask for your farking money back. Even grade 5’s can get this right……PUHLEEEZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jissie, fuckin stupid people. Just blarrie spoils my mood. Fuck.
And yes, I’ve tried doing it via the intranet. The farking idiots can’t even log in and sort themselves out. Hence the archaic route followed!!
I need a bloody drink. Fok.
Edit: I must say, there’s darem not THAT many swear words, hey? I’m improving. But Fark is not the same as fuck. I don’t feel better. This “being-a-lady” shit is going to drive me nuts.