… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

Spoeg-n-Plak

I always wanted to learn a new language. Never thought it was so easy

MEXICAN WORDS OF THE DAY

1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read
so I shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don’t worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey
harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That woman over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

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Comments on: "Spoeg-n-Plak" (8)

  1. feefy said:

    Hey Diz,Have a great day.

  2. Same shit different day said:

    😀 x

  3. snowdon said:

    Tee hee hee! Thanks for the visit 😉

  4. Janete said:

    LOL, sounds like a family gathering at my house 😉

  5. kevinmatthews said:

    I shpeek like vat aphfter tooo meny beersh.

  6. svenwg said:

    The mexicans have a very good shorthand for lots of English words.Here in London there was a massive backlash at M&S when they were charging £2 more for bras with a D cup or bigger. After a week of protest they reduced the price, lol.

  7. AbigailStrachan said:

    ROFL!!! This made me laugh!!! 🙂

  8. hutton said:

    😉

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