I am currently experiencing an extreme bout of mojolessness. And SSOH (serious sense of humor failure). I was trawling News24 to check if there was anything that could either knock me outta this mojoless mood and lo and behold, I actually found something that seriously got my git up…
Man Pregnant With Twins
Apparently he/she/it is a transexual – went from woman to man – and decided shehimit (my nickname for this from now on) wanted to have babies. So the doctors opened shehimit’s female parts again and shehimit went for fertility treatment.
I’m sorry, but WTF was shehimit and partner thinking when they decided to go through with this? What the hell are their children going to be saying to friends when they go to school.
SchoolBrats: “Who’s your mommy?”
TwinsFatheredbyWhacko: “We don’t have a mommy but we have a
shehimit daddy. And shehimit’s he’s so cool, shehimit he gave birth to us”
And when they are teenagers
TwinsFatheredbyWhacko: “We’d like you to meet my
shehimit dad. Shehimit He gave birth to us. So biologically he’s our mom, but realistically I have two dad’s”
This will seriously send every single teenager runnig. They already have a lot to deal with, and then finding out that your girlfriend / boyfriend’s mother is actually their father? That’s just wrong.
And WTF were that idjut fertility clinic thinking when they treated these aberrations? Because they are aberrations – you are either a man or a woman. If you are a man, you cannot give birth to children. Only women can. If you opt to become a man, you forfeit the right of EVER being able to experience the joys of giving birth yourself. It is ethically wrong to do this. In this case, you adopt. Some rights should be reserved. Seriously.
Am I narrow minded? So be it.