Morning people (when I started writing this post it was 11:16am)……It seems my inspiration went out the window when I made it onto the most commented thingamajik. But I will try my best….
Here’s the thing – man-friend calls me yesterday wanting a recipe for rotti. Now any Coloured / Indian person out there (worth their mettle) would know you don’t just get a recipe for rotti over the phone and Voilà – you have perfect rotti’s turned out in no time. No way José. It is a lengthy (k*k) process. One needs a demonstration on this intricate (k*k) process of making that perfect rotti. No friggin way can I impart all my wisdom over rotti making over the bloomin phone….
Anyways, when he phoned I was in bath for weekly-bubble-bath-shaving-relaxing-hair-masking-face-masking-bottle-of-riesling-ritual, and promised to call him afterwards. Got outta there and my brain was mush. So I forgot to phone him. When I eventually did (at 20:30, a bit late, neh?) he’d made his own style rotti. Dunno where he got it from. It was apparently like flying saucers (and this from teh wife…). You could use it as a weapon to behead someone. Nevermind, they warmed it up and made sure they ate it within a few seconds. Before it lost it’s malleability (big word for a Monday morning, neh?) Promised me he’d bring over a sample. I was all of a sudden on a no-flour diet…..
From what I was told, the wife dropped the hint at about 6pm – “Hmm, Lovey, I feel like having rotti & curry tonight…….”
My question today actually (if you couldn’t see through all that quagmire above) is this….
Is my dearest friend a
wuss woos (right word)? Or
Is he a caring, considerate, loving husband who will do anything for his wife?
Personally, my reaction was WTFFFF????!!!! After 6 o-clock on a SUNDAY afternoon? You must be joking right? Nopes. Turned out he wasn’t.
Would you have done this for YOUR Spouse/partner? I know what I would have told husband. It entails my super-charged turbo broom….
Have a fabulous week people