I have so much on my mind and my plate today, I’m bloodywell allover the place….needless to say, yesterday was nogals a bit of a k*k day, but will get to that some other time…..for now I wan’t to bitch about my favorite topic….the assholes on our roads….
Do people actually get their asshole driving personalities when they buy their new car? Just think, you go hunting for your new car, after test driving 20 or so, you finally settle on one, then you have to decide on all the extra’s:
– Colour (check)
– Sports pack (check)
– 6 CD shuttle (check)
– Asshole Personality ……CHECK
Yeah, I can see how that one is appealing to most – and I’m not discriminating at all, this includes both sides of the fence – you obviously cannot buy a specific make and model without opting for the last option….and this is specifically for the following drivers (I apologise in advance to those of you who drive the following cars and are indeed part of the above category):
Hummer (ok, you get out of the way as soon as you spot them, you’re a fool if you don’t)
But what’s the Corsa & Citi Golf driver’s excuse, huh? They don’t get any options but color….does that mean they are born assholes?
When I grow up I’m gonna buy myself a BIG ASS HUMMER to nudge you out of the road when you cut in front of me without even a Thank You Mam. Not to mention the fun I’ll have to ride on your ass all the friggin’ way to and from PTA…..
And what’s this with all the MP’s and NW’s and L’s on the N1 these days. Have the whole friggin’ plaasjapies migrated to Gauteng? Gauteng drivers are bad, but these guys.…there are just no words for them..…please keep up with us or go back to your plaasland…..and if one MP cuts in front of me AGAIN and then still says THANK YOU, I’m gonna bitch slap you all the way back to where you came from!
Have a super day….