… a little bit of this, that and a lot more

….sorry, I just couldn’t resist this one….got it from a male friend nogals :o)) …. hope no one’s seen this one yet….. *whoo, snigger*

Enjoy

PS: To the Tune of “I Will Survive

SING IT GIRLS!!!
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I’d spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that
I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on…
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you’ve brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those
Jeans!
Go on now – go! , Walk out the door,
Don’t you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren’t you a brat to think I wouldn’t find you out!?
Don’t you know we’re only joking when we say size don’t count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I’m saving all my lovin’ for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life’s gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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Comments on: "Bwhahaahaaaaaa…..*snort*……hahahhaaahaaaaa" (10)

  1. Luvvit said:

    ROTFLMAO – this is a beaut!!!!

  2. violentfemme said:

    OMG! So funny!

  3. Noelene said:

    Bwahahahahaha!

  4. Killakat said:

    *blush snigger snort* I know, Its awesome !!! *giggle giggle*

  5. Killakat said:

    PS: what does ROTFLMAO mean? *am i showing my age here?*

  6. glyofbly said:

    GlyOfBly was here. :-)Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off.Afr: LOGLMGA – hehehe!

  7. bronwyntivers said:

    Ha Ha – I love this one Dizzy 🙂

  8. JournoJen said:

    Ba ha ha!! Should be the anthem for all women disappointed by men 😉

  9. borrel said:

    Bwaahhahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaa heeehehhe

  10. foot loose said:

    Please will someone tell Dizzy what ROTFLMAO means Also LOGLMGA. I also want to know. Can I buy a dictionary?

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