I am so bored “jy kan met my toor”. Plus I only have that much left of my 3g allowance…for the month. So two options – spend it all on blogging now. Or leave some spare for the rest of the month…what to do…..
You can only watch so much TV – can anyone tell me what kind of dog Hooch is (Turner & Hooch, the movie with Tom Hanks & that urghlleee dog). I wanna get me two of those. Scare the living crap outta any wannabe burglars….
C&I – i’m starting to get ideas…really…there are a few people I can do without in my life….
Top Gear – even Jeremy is starting to grind me nerves. And he is very funny indeed…..
I’ve read every book I haven’t read the past two months…..OK it was only two, but still….h
Can only play that much Monopoly & 30 Seconds. I’m too slow for the kids anyways. No swimming – I refuse to only immerse only .5 of my luscious body in water. What a waste. No twister. No driving. Eurghhhh!!!
Some humor (been too gloomy today) ——————–
A Coloured girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her flat.
She says: ”You come to the front door of the complex where I live neh, and look for unit 14A. With your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find a lift on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the lift you’ll find my flat on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you.”
The boy says: ” Ok duidelik Baby that sounds mos blaaind easy to find. But why must I do everything with my elbow huh???”
Girl says “Hellooo!! Excuuuuse me, you’re not coming empty-handed mos? Jirrre!
…..and that would be very true indeed, don’t you dare pitch up at my house without a prezzie, even if it is a bottle of wine…:o))